rosalarian: fuckyeahhardfemme: person: she— me: it’s he. person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate— me: yeah, it also says ’ 8lbs, 6 oz ‘— a lot has changed over the years Oh SNAP that is the best comeback I’ve ever heard!!!
I'm gonna start screaming, "OEDIPUS!" instead of...
miikan: jakenglishsexual: ahabschesthairs: grownupgardengnostic: …wait whats the joke? have you ever read oedipus rex? its a greek tradgedy. He was the FIRST motherfucker. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGUDHACFarfsfgjsdkf literature jokes high 5
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
freewheelingsherlockian: demigodofmypants: senzaspazi: YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA collection of...
eastafrodite: demonize poor people for wanting to terminate pregnancy they can’t afford demonize poor mothers for applying for government assistance to raise the child they didn’t want because they couldn’t afford it by referring to them as “welfare queens”
Anna: 20, Smith, NYC, D.C.: I always love →
iamabutchsolo: stfuconfederates: how the woman who isn’t in the marriage is called a homewrecker after the affair but the man who is married somehow isn’t a homewrecker even tho people who haven’t made a commitment to not fuck the same person for the rest of their lives can fuck…